Okay men, listen up! You have heard of the age old expression “if a tree falls in the woods and there is nothing there to hear it fall, does it still make a sound?”. Well, you want to know what I think? I think who cares! That’s what I think.
The more important question is this: If a man is all alone in the woods, and there are no women around who can hear him, and he says something…is he still wrong?
At this point I know my friend Carl has probably already left the computer and has gone to ask his wife what she thinks. For everybody else, don’t be like Carl. The answer to that question is this: we are men and we are never wrong! Sure, sometimes we have to let the women folk think they are right and we are wrong, sometimes we have to say sorry in order to restore what the women think is ‘the balance’. But let’s face it, we are never wrong.
The hunting seasons are upon us! Don’t apologize and give in! Stand up and fight for your right as a man to go hunt. We are never wrong. Not even when we leave the toilet seat up, and yes I do that on purpose often as a passive aggressive reminder to the wife that she lives in a man’s world.
So go out and proudly order a “No MAAM” shirt and wear it with pride!